To quote the bunny in Alice in Wonderland, "THE TIME HAS COME!" I must clean out my hoarder closet. But before I clean out the closet I feel I must first come clean with a confession.
We bought our house in 2007 and it is the largest house we've ever lived in. All the rooms and closets in the rest of the house are neat and tidy and the items in each closet have a purpose, reason or explanation. There is nothing under a single bed in our house. Our cabinets are clean and fairly tidy. All our other closets are manageable and clean and could use a little order but probably are better than most...except this one.
One of our guest bedrooms has two closets. The main clothing closet and a small cedar closet. Over the years I'll get in a cleaning mood and boy can I clean out and throw stuff away. Jeff has always thought I was pretty amazing...until yesterday. He found my secret!
So, during my cleaning frenzies throughout the rest of the house whenever I found something I wasn't sure what to do with I put it in this little closet. I always called it my "project" closet. And then one day I realized that it had gone from unfinished projects to just plain hoarding/hiding. I knew these were things that I didn't want to throw away but I didn't want them in other places in the house and things have ended up in this cedar closet.
Well, Jeff so lovingly gave me the flu this weekend. We have been home sick together since Sunday. Talk about torture! Two sick people, one TV...not a good combo! Anyway, yesterday afternoon I felt like I had awakened from a long winter's nap. I went and got a book from my collection on my book shelf (yes, in order of authors and series...very neat and tidy). After I got settled on the couch we heard a large commotion coming from the guest rooms. It sounded like someone moving around! It scared me terribly. Jeff goes to check it out. He looks under the beds (nothing but dust bunnies). He looks in the two main closets (nothing but what was purposely put in them)...and then he opened my secret closet and everything came flooding out!
*Sigh* The time has come. I must either complete my projects or finally face the truth and throw this stuff away. I am going to conserve my energy for this weekend. Sunday I plan to start my task of completing projects and cleaning out the "project" closet. And to give you an idea of exactly how bad it is I'll even post a picture.
Ugh! I so want this closet cleaned out and neat and tidy and I so want it to just go away. The time has indeed come. I guess I just have to do it. *Sigh*
Hopefully I can post lots of pictures of all my completed projects and a clean closet at the end of this endeavor. I have been promised Blizzards for a week if I do this. I'd say that's pretty good motivation...that and no longer having a secret closet.