As you all know I work at a law firm. Specifically, I work in the real estate department at the law firm. Yes, occasionally there are some juicy and entertaining cases in real estate...but not typically. Most of the time we just buy, sell and refinance residential and commercial real estate. There are eight people on my hallway. Six of us work in real estate. Two work in family law (mostly divorce). And yesterday I learned the BIGGEST lesson probably of my whole time as working adult. DO NOT EVER send a picture of yourself topless, naked or suggestive...because one day that picture could end up in a divorce case and four or more women will be huddled around the file of your "sweetie" laughing at you.
Sad truth, this girl thinks the guy is single and maybe she thought she was safe sending him a picture of herself and that only his eyes would get to see her goodies. WELL, SHE WAS WRONG! And now she's evidence in a divorce case...and we ALL got to see her goodies.
Note to self: DO NOT EVER take topless, naked or suggestive pictures of yourself. You never know where they will end up! Thanks for the laugh skank.
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Thursday, May 3, 2012
Obsessed & Drive
UGH! We watched Drive last night. If you happen to have that in your movie queue I would totally recommend deleting it. I could tell the style/type of movie they were going for but they totally missed in my opinion...on everything. Ryan Gosling is not a BadA$$. Just not. Go back to The Notebook (of which I have never watched. Stupid Nicholas Sparks crap). There were only minor moments of violence but the violence was so gruesome I almost couldn't finish my Nutella Rice Krispie Treat. And I literally sat in the chair with my eyes covered asking, "Is it over yet?" It was not "COOL" Pulp Fiction violence it was gratuitous violence that was not worth the time and cinematography. UGH! (Spoiler Alert!) He literally stomped a guys head flat. I've never watched American History X or whatever the movie is where the guy gets curbed...but I imagine this being worse than that. If you're curbed you still have a face... Two thumbs way down!
On the flip side...I am OBSESSED with The Lucky One! OBSESSED. If I could find someone to go watch it with I'd go every single night (if I didn't think Jeff would flip about me spending $9.00 every night to go watch that movie over and over again). I think I have watched the movie trailer for The Lucky One at least three times a day. That is now my new fantasy. What girl doesn't want to hear some (smoking hot) guy say, "You should be kissed every day, every hour, every minute." Yeah, I think this movie is going to run dating for single guys and gals for YEARS! Every girl will be looking for her personal Logan. Sorry guys. Someone needs to get Nic Sparks to stop writing all these books!
Side note - Personally I have hated Nic Sparks for YEARS because the first book I read was The Guardian. I bought it because everyone was buzzing about the author and there was a Great Dane in the story. The dog got killed. I've been on a boycott of his ever since. How can you kill a dog? Even if it is in a book? Anyway, I haven't read anything of his ever since. I've never watched The Notebook mainly because it came out right at the same time my grandfather died of Alzheimer's so...no, I haven't seen it. The most recent movie I watched was The Last Song and I could probably win the award for the loudest cry in the theater because the dad dies of cancer and my father-in-law died of cancer. I just wasn't expecting that. So, again I was wary of anything related to Sparks but he has TOTALLY redeemed himself with The Lucky One. I'm in love. I'm obsessed.
And can I just say...I now have a growing list of my top sex/kiss movies and The Lucky One is now # 2. Forever there was never a list because there was only one movie that guaranteed an evening ending in the bedroom...that was The Departed. (Don't judge). When Leo goes to Vera's apartment and is so sexy and vulnerable...have mercy. That scene does it for me every time. What girl doesn't want a hot, brooding, moody guy (a la Mr. Darcy) to open up to them and for her to be the only one that was able to break through that hard outer shell to the softness inside. Yeah, that was it for YEARS. Until October. Back in October we skipped Halloween (see previous post about that) and went to watch The Rum Diary with Johnny Depp. In that movie he has a great scene with his leading lady. That movie went to # 1 and bumped Leo & Vera to # 2. Until Monday night. Now Johnny is still at # 1 (best on screen kiss I've ever seen) and Zac Efron is now at #2 and Leo has fallen to # 3. The whole scene with Zac & Taylor and the outdoor shower...have mercy! If you ever come over to my house and there is now an outdoor shower on our patio for no reason why (no beach or pool at our house) then you'll know it's because of this movie! I'm still thinking about it 3 days later. Last night was my only free night at home and we watched our Netflix movie (Drive - BLAH!) and some DVR'd shows but I totally could have gone to see The Lucky One again.
Friends...if you want to go see The Lucky One please let me know. I will go with you!
On the flip side...I am OBSESSED with The Lucky One! OBSESSED. If I could find someone to go watch it with I'd go every single night (if I didn't think Jeff would flip about me spending $9.00 every night to go watch that movie over and over again). I think I have watched the movie trailer for The Lucky One at least three times a day. That is now my new fantasy. What girl doesn't want to hear some (smoking hot) guy say, "You should be kissed every day, every hour, every minute." Yeah, I think this movie is going to run dating for single guys and gals for YEARS! Every girl will be looking for her personal Logan. Sorry guys. Someone needs to get Nic Sparks to stop writing all these books!
Side note - Personally I have hated Nic Sparks for YEARS because the first book I read was The Guardian. I bought it because everyone was buzzing about the author and there was a Great Dane in the story. The dog got killed. I've been on a boycott of his ever since. How can you kill a dog? Even if it is in a book? Anyway, I haven't read anything of his ever since. I've never watched The Notebook mainly because it came out right at the same time my grandfather died of Alzheimer's so...no, I haven't seen it. The most recent movie I watched was The Last Song and I could probably win the award for the loudest cry in the theater because the dad dies of cancer and my father-in-law died of cancer. I just wasn't expecting that. So, again I was wary of anything related to Sparks but he has TOTALLY redeemed himself with The Lucky One. I'm in love. I'm obsessed.
And can I just say...I now have a growing list of my top sex/kiss movies and The Lucky One is now # 2. Forever there was never a list because there was only one movie that guaranteed an evening ending in the bedroom...that was The Departed. (Don't judge). When Leo goes to Vera's apartment and is so sexy and vulnerable...have mercy. That scene does it for me every time. What girl doesn't want a hot, brooding, moody guy (a la Mr. Darcy) to open up to them and for her to be the only one that was able to break through that hard outer shell to the softness inside. Yeah, that was it for YEARS. Until October. Back in October we skipped Halloween (see previous post about that) and went to watch The Rum Diary with Johnny Depp. In that movie he has a great scene with his leading lady. That movie went to # 1 and bumped Leo & Vera to # 2. Until Monday night. Now Johnny is still at # 1 (best on screen kiss I've ever seen) and Zac Efron is now at #2 and Leo has fallen to # 3. The whole scene with Zac & Taylor and the outdoor shower...have mercy! If you ever come over to my house and there is now an outdoor shower on our patio for no reason why (no beach or pool at our house) then you'll know it's because of this movie! I'm still thinking about it 3 days later. Last night was my only free night at home and we watched our Netflix movie (Drive - BLAH!) and some DVR'd shows but I totally could have gone to see The Lucky One again.
Friends...if you want to go see The Lucky One please let me know. I will go with you!
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